My MPD

Life is pretty boring lately. Nothing interesting happening.
No its NOT...its just normal. It is smooth sailing for you my friend.
You idiot! thats my point exactly.Normal is boring.
Oh! I get it now...you want misery dont you? Loads of it. You just cant stand to see yourself content for a change.
Its not like that...c'mon. But come to think of it...nothing bad has happened to me in a long time. Maybe its just around the corner...biding its time.
There you go with the cynicism. Cant you just let things be!!!
I guess you are right.
Of course i'm right!!!
Self-righteous prick!
Cynical asshole!
touche'
By the way...you havent gotten around studyin for seventh sem yet. This year is pretty important.
Oh man! why'd you have to bring that up now?
It never hurts to study you know.
Well...in my case it DOES hurt. Remember OS exam where your shoulder hurt so bad that you couldnt write for the last half hour of the paper??
Thats why i'm sayin that you should start studyin early to avoid the stress later on...
yeah yeah...Goa trip on 21st sept!!! Its gonna be AWESOME!!!
changing the topic...
SHUT UP!
pretty soon you are gonna have to sit down and...
I dont need YOU to tell me what to do...I have friends, family to do that..hehe
Suit yourself! Idiot!
I think i'll just go to sleep now...
thats a good idea...
Of course it is!
Whos self-righteous now??
SHUT UP!

ps. for the uninitiated MPD is Multiple Personality Disorder

My Update to Beta

*SE Lecture*

NM: Arrey woh beta blogger kuch aaya hai naya...tune dekha kya?
CP: Seedhaa baith ma'am dekh rahi hai.....beta kya?
NM: Beta blogger rey...aaj jaa ke dekhta hu
CP: mujhe bhi bataa dena

*Later when we were online on Orkut*

CP: Aaj kal blog pey bada WT practice kiya jaa raha hai....
NM: Glad u brought this up..was gonna scrap u anyways...i migrated to beta blogger which i was talkin about tht day..dashboard pe hi link hai side mein...its got many new features like labels, and simplified add/remove page elements which u must have seen in my blog.and it uses google account.
CP: Just read the blogger buzz link....it seems i'm not eligible to migrate yet. link will appear only then.
NM:hohoho....suckerrrr...i one the alpha and the omega and all tht shit in short i am the great few...lolz i am rambling i think now.

*few days later....again on Orkut*

CP: BETA BLOGGER!!!! Muahahahahahahaha
NM: oye did u get it too? or was it like beta(as in son) bloggerr!! hehe

This conversation was five days ago....and all i have done in that time(on the internet)...is changed the template settings, added a new ticker(i like to call the hit counter that) and pondered about the secrets of the LIFE.
OK the last one i didnt do...but who cares...hehe.

Actually i'm lacking in original thought of late, and thought this is the only way i could clear my so called blogger's block.
Here's hoping the beta blogger will make this fun hobby that is Blogging more enjoyable and fruitful( where are ur comments people??? i want comments!!!!)

My Intoxicated Experience

Been awake for close to 32 hrs now, was up all night sneezing and mild fever.Damn the rains....and damn everything around.
I've read somewhere that if the human body is deprived sleep for more than 24 hrs the perception and senses of a person are those of a drunk.
Lets see...my head is spinning,speech is slurred and grainy and my body aches as if someone just beat the crap out of me.

i'm not an emotional person....usually i'm numb to everything that is happening around me...
But my current state seems to have changed that...

i've started to think about all thats been happening for the past few days....

a good friend has gone through a lot lately....just thinkin about it makes me very sad, and also angry....correction
it makes me fume with rage...
frankly i'm not sure how she manages to stay sane through all this...FUCK!
and when all she needs is a little ray of sunshine to keep her going, her 'so called' friends dissapoint her....bastards.

i am sitting here feeling sorry...not for her, but for myself
i feel so small and helpless....
and though i havent been able to say this to her till now...so here it goes( at the risk of being overtly dramatic)
if u r reading this...i just want u to know that u can count on me for anything and everything...

coffee and breakfast is ready....so i'll try to get myself sobered up.

My Congested Brain

Few things i have decided to let go of...
things that have boggled my feeble mind, that i can no longer keep thinking about without the risk of certain and permanent brain damage

• Verdict of Mumbai serial blasts of '93...one more month to go...dont hold ur breath people
  
• Verdict of Mumbai serial blasts of '06.....tell my grandson's grandson to keep the "SPIRIT OF MUMBAI" alive
• Original foreign films that are plagiarized by Bollywood....God knows we could use a Titanic with 50 songs, or a Black Hawk Down with SRK.
  
• Final Episodes of LOST.....keep up the good work JJ
• Sourav Ganguly's comeback
• The efficiency of MET dept
• Reason that people vote for the Indian National Congress, Nationalist Congress...or any Congress for that matter
  
• Health of Amy Bruce and that Indian youth in the US who collects money through forwarded mails
  
• Forwarded mails that take the Lord's name in vain
• Forwarded mails....period.
• Reason for the success of crappy Bollywood tearjerkers with no script or sense of direction...sue me Karan!
  
• My orkut scrap count(1310 at this moment)
• Low term work marks
• Witty endings to my Blog posts