My Return/My Last Post

A mildly important event took place this evening, I got my Google account back from the hacker who had hijacked it. I dont even feel pissed at him for doing it now....i'm just relieved to have recovered some very important mails that were in the inbox of that account.

>Some mails that i truly cherished from my closest friend(s)
>My old contact list..which wasnt THAt important but ehh
>My confirmation mail from ETS for the GRE examination.(I was getting pretty worried actually..i just realized the importance of that mail a few days back and decided to take quick action)
>Subscriptions to useless job portals who havent helped me one bit..but their mails were still appreciated.....(pause)...NOT!
>SATYAM Offer letter...which again, not as important, but appreciated none the less...

Well thats it really...
I'll be using the salvaged(so to speak) account sparingly from now on...seeing that its been "tainted" and all..but i'll keep checking the inbox frequently.

This will also be "My Last Post" on http://insaneinso.blogspot.com and all further posts will be on http://insomniaprevails.blogspot.com...not that you give a flying rats ass...

Munshi you bitch! what you did after i lost my "preccccciousss" account was totally uncalled for...but i wouldn't have expected any less of you...same goes for Manas too...you Je#!

"Sticks and stones may break my bones...but words will hurt forever" - JD said it on Scrubs..but i think someone a lot less gay came up with that..

So long old blog...you have been good to me..in times of happiness and sorrow as well...
[This will be posted on both blogs...just because...]

His Irony

I was given the rights to co-author on this blog by my very dear and unfortunate friend dAtta, but now by some strange twist of fate , he himself can't access his blog and his account and on the other hand as u all can see i can continue posting on this very blog as i am doing right now.

Life is funny.

My Queries

Here are some questions in life to which i'm YET to find an answer to:

• How, people that have scored 110 on the TOEFL(new format), still say "Dont become tensed"
• Why, people in the craziest of hurries, STOP and yell at the biker who cut them off, for 10 minutes even after hes long gone...
• Why there is a discussion about "Foreign Coach" and Indian Coach...whatever happened to Good Coach/Bad Coach?
• Why ANYONE would make/go to watch a film with Himesh as the lead...WHY??
• How its STILL the BIGGEST news that roads in Mumbai are blocked/water-logged in the monsoon...
• What the hell is Education Cess?? and why do i have to pay it on my cellphone bill!!
• Why Kalam wont run for president again
• How come the McLaren hasnt stalled even ONCE this season?
• Why did Michael Schumacher retire??
• Why there isnt an Invisible mode on gtalk?
• Has anyone on Orkut EVER responded to "i want to do friendship with u. do u friendship with me plz...?"
• Why they bother to make a film like Awarapan...when they could just as easily make a killing on the music album with the same songs(Hashmi and Himesh...theres no escape from them is there??)
• Why time goes by so quickly when your having fun, and slowly when you are not?(This Relativity crap sucks ass)
• When will i ever learn to just let go of all the crazy things that occupy my mind...when???

My Infinite Abyss

This title just popped into my mind. Havent blogged in a while and my previous post was...well substandard to say the least(even by my low standards). I'm saying this so you dont expect an improvement from me. No expectations no disappointments...you know.
I've been away from my house for a few days now and quite frankly i dont miss it. What i do miss is my friend, my computer and my bike...in that particular order.
I've been thinking a lot about the future lately...which is weird because i've never ever worried about it before. But this isolation of sorts from the people and places i had gotten used to sort of puts things into perspective. Its been barely 12-13 days since exams got over and SO much for me has changed in these days. My daily routine, getting up and sleeping times and even food habits, and environment. Mind you, everything has changed for the best if seen from a strictly objective point of view, but it still pisses me off to no end!
My sleeping habits have improved and i have been healthier as compared to before. I'm even getting some exercise on account of not having the bike at my disposal. I've also been reading a lot and studying a little(For the Graduate Record Exam) . The MOST annoying thing though is that i havent had synchronous communication in a while...that sounded nerdy as hell i know but i know someone will understand. Plus i've started to hate this word UNDERSTAND. It has become the new "Sorry" and is exploited like hell these days.
"Please understand...", "I understand...", "you'll never understand..."

Ok i think i'm rambling now. Getting back to the point. This 'experience' so to speak or this 'opportunity' as my parents are describing it as, may well go on to benefit my academic future, but its fucking with my head! I feel trapped in this place. Theres no compulsion to study as such...but the expectation from me is pretty daunting. I had hoped that time would fly and i'd be over with the preparations and exam in no time...but here every second is an eternity. Plus the support i used to have during my university preparation is non-existent, everyone else is doing something else and i feel totally lost and alone.

Enough self pity for now. There ARE certain things i've learnt in my time here in Ahmedabad.
1. People think that the horn is somehow connected to the accelerator and the vehicle cannot go forward unless the horn is pressed simultaneously with the accelerator.
2. People dont appreciate it very much when you go "Oh Fuck" in public places when Himesh Reshammiya song comes on.
3.People get annoyed if you admit to the fact that you donot like(infact hate) GURU, Abhisek, Aiswaria...

Bye for now...later looserzzz

My Arbitrary Post

9th JUNE...beautiful day, just beautiful, a day that will live in infamy!
The last exam was nothing special...but i'm just so glad that it was the LAST one...i've totally gotten over the fact that i mildly screwed it up ;)
After the paper, i went to Galeria with a few friends and had mediocre chinese food....but it was so good to just sit there in the food court and talk.And by talking i mean the kind of conversation that you have when you dont have to worry about whether the next paper would be as bad as the last one, or whether the invigilator is gonna let you steal that glance at the answer paper in front of you...
Being through with engineering exams feels like nothing i've felt before. One of the reasons may be the fact that i've never ever before been done with my engineering exams...
Anyhoo i've got nothing else to write right now....dont feel like it at all. Infact i'm getting bored typing this very line, this very word..i think i'm so bored by typing that i'm just gonna stop midway into a sente

My Flawed Perspective/ My Aftermath

The total absence on guilt baffles me.
I royally screwed up the System Security paper. I was goofing off all day and night on 21st. The realization was there...i HAD to study...or at least read the subject matter more than once -- after all I'm not fucking stupid...or at least no THAT fucking stupid -- but i didn't. I cost me more than 3 answers in todays paper.
Up here though...in my head, it means nothing at all. The results are gonna depress the hell outta me i'm sure, but the immediate effects are non-existent. No Guilt on No remorse.

I put things into perspective...and found that i'm not ever gonna be able to score a distinction aggregate for the last year, owing of course to the nightmare that was 7th semester exams. Plus i'm already above first class for the entire engineering course...unless i screw up REALLY bad in the 8th sem(fuck i cant believe i just thought of something so messed up!). I DID have a consolation percentage in mind in the beginning of the 8th semester for the aggregate...but seeing how todays paper went...the chances have slimmed down a little now.

Then theres this instinct, i think the most primal one...to kick ass and be a man. No sexism implied, but everyone has this instinct male or female. And i'll be damned if i dont follow it.
FUCK IT! fuck percentages and fuck the term work and vivas! fuck engineering altogether!
Theres 3 papers more to go...and then i'll be free from this nightmare. So thats what i'm gonna do, face the papers ahead like a man with all the conviction and confidence( and proper time management of course) and try to knock them outta the park, to give my best and consequences be damned!
I think i'll go to sleep now...tomorrow we start MultiMedia Systems.

My Funeral Holiday

The guilt and self loathing is getting to me. Since preparatory leave is on and i've barely covered any of the portion in any of the four subjects, i've decided that studying should occupy most of my time. This would mean that ill have to say away from my vices...namely orkut and movies.
This addiction should have been remedied long time ago...but since it has not been, i've planned to take some action(this will not be the first time i'm saying/writing this).
Step 1: REALIZATION
A few days back i got an HDD full of movies and tv series(House MD) from a friend of mine. that night, as any other night, i left my comp on for no particular reason, only to find that the voltage stabilizer had burnt out overnight. Ofcourse i didnt know this at first and simply assumed that the SMPS had finally given up due to its constant operation. So that whole day i couldnt start my comp, let alone listen to any songs or go online. The same day...in the evening i realised the possibility that the computer may not be damaged at all. I checked the stabilizer and replaced it with a flex box...and in no time i was on the comp and online as well.
Step 2: RESOLVE
That day taught me something...that i couldn't quit this addiction cold turkey...just by force of will or even by force of circumstance. I needed to wean myself off this terrible affliction.
MODERATION was the solution. Only on the comp for a very small amount of time and online for even a lesser duration.
Then of course there was the question of the Movies. So many films! and none that i could dedicate my time to without feeling like a complete loser afterwards. For this i thought i would only see them in parts...you know for 10-20 minutes or so...and then get back to studies.
This was a decision i made three days ago...and so far I've been able to see only 25 minutes of Four Weddings and a Funeral and 15 minutes of The Holiday.
Bloody Hell! I should have known...if movies were supposed to be seen in moderation, in durations of 10-15 minutes at random times..people wouldn't spend millions of dollars making the said films and others wouldn't bother watching them anyway!
So i'm stuck now...cant study because its starting to mess with my head...the paragraphs are all converging and it all seems like i'm trying to cram the whole fucking book in my tiny little brain. Also i cant sit on the comp for more than half an hour without feeling guilty as hell.
IT SUCKS TO BE ME...and then some.

9th June has officially been declared as Independence day by ME...the king of all thats boring and awful. 25 days to go.

My Oral Fixation

Yet another milestone reached....the time line of my life will hope fully be scattered with many more such joyous and satisfying events. Final Viva, of the final subject of Engineering on perhaps technically the final day of college. FINAL being the operative word...

No more writing journals, assignments,indexes just to see them get tossed away heartlessly at Aakarshan.
No more begging,borrowing, stealing or as the last resort buying, college stationary from that hag that sits at the counter.
No more running around for printouts/photocopies of "experiments".
No more of having to write "studied and implemented" as a generic CONCLUSION for every damn experiment.
No more worrying about what the grade on the file would translate to as term work marks
and Finally No more dealing with the mind-numbing, spirit crushing dilemma of sitting in front of external or internal...
Our thing I'll absolutely MISS though...is hanging out with friends before/after/during vivas. The discussions and the bad jokes and the heart-to-heart conversations....God i''m gonna miss those.

I'm FREE at least from the vivas....and it feels GREAT.

My Empty Mind, My Devil's Workshop

This is my third attempt at posting something today. I have loads of free time now...actually i don't, I'm supposed to be studying for a viva on 7th(DWM) but theres 2 more days left. And I'm sorta confident that I'll manage to read something and vomit it out in front of the external.
Anywhoo third time being lucky according to some proverb i heard, I'm gonna continue typing until i get some decent paragraphs into this post. Actually at first i attempted to write about the toils and turmoils i faced during engineering...but then i remembered I'd already posted something similar a few weeks back..so that draft went down the crapper.
Then i figured i'd go the easy way and post about the movie i saw today...
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe. This film wasnt all that bad but it didnt live up to the hype that S had managed to generate in me. If S would take my advice on films i'd recommend Pan's Labyrinth...totally honest movie with no candy treats for hopeless optimists..especially the end was very good compared to TCoN.
The part in italics was ALL i was able to come up with....so that was a complete waste of a post i thought.
I read a few random blogs today...people out there a either brilliant wordsmiths or complete idiots. I bet that the former category of bloggers that i respect so much would put me in the latter category after reading my ramblings.
Neerazzz isnt publishing anything these days either, infact i rarely find him online these days...sala sudhar gaya kya!! This is really freaking me out coz he was the only guy i would chat endlessly about movies,tv series and life et al.
I'm listening to some really good music right now...mix of The Beatles, Coldplay, Jimmy Eat World...This song Shiver by Coldplay...is it new?? i found it on LAN and i really liked it.
By the way Neerazz has come online right NOW..this is some weird telepathy or something i think or it may be purely coincidental, whatever it is..i'm gonna chat now...LATER Loserzzz ;D

My 25/04/2007

Statutory Warning: Post is too long..reader discretion advised. Also may cause drowsiness on account of poor literary skills of the author.

From start to end, this was the DAY...been a long time coming mind you! Such a beautiful day it was....

Had my Project viva and was a little tense...sitting there in the IT lab watching the external examiners every move. Then it turned out that the Certificate on the Project report was incomplete! G and I grabbed my pendrive and ran towards the printers. While we were getting the correct print outs, N called that we absolutely HAD to come back to the lab..even without the required pages. The printing was almost done and so we set off from the shop in a massive hurry. After crossing the insanely busy street and dodging hordes of college students we finally made our way back to the IT lab. What transpired after this was something we had not imagined even in our wildest fantasies(sorry..too dramatic).
The external examiner was in hurry and was already getting bored to death by another groups never-ending presentation. Our "project guide" was also blatantly partial to that group and so we were left with K to show the presentation to. Suffice to say that he didn't understand even a single word of it and barely sat still in his seat let alone look at the screen.
When G finished with his slides, we were asked to sign the attendance and show the demo to the internal itself. After the demo(successful ofcourse) which the external didnt even see, he signed the certificates that we had so arduously procured and was on his way back, to wherever the hell these guys come from....

After all this we went to the Medical college gym and played TT for a while. I was on my way back to college to take the principals sign when i got a call from my friend whom i'd lent the DC file to, she wanted to return it...plus i also had to photocopy some notes for the upcoming DC vivas. I made my way to RRC and then to auntie's xerox shop on campus.
I had a loooooong chat with S...which again was long time due...as both of us were busy with this project crap. We talked about all the donkey work we had to do in the last few days and bitched about the system. Cell phones and the World Cup came up too.
That time was the most relaxed i felt in what seemed like ages....like all the worries in the world had vanished and took along with it the body pain and headache.

I had parked my bike at N's house the night before so had to go to his house to collect it...G tagged along coz he had nothing better to do anyway. Once there, we had some ice-cream to celebrate the kind of project viva we had( somehow i cant bring myself to call it successful...).
Anywho...at least it was over now and we could worry and obsess about other crap.

After that i went home and had some tea and biscuits(Hide n Seek). Sat at he comp for a while gtalked(sic) for a while. Such a day i had had...my elation knew no bounds. Despite of the body pain, i went out to roam with M. He too had had a similar experience in his project vivas.

I came home, had dinner and watched few episodes of grey's anatomy on the comp. Late at night i caught up with a school friend on orkut. We exchanged scraps and shared latest info. Planned a mini reunion of sorts(like those plans ever materialize). Then i watched some more episodes of Grey's...the third season is really good i tell you. Went to bed at 3.30 and had slept like a log.

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My Breaking News II or Vision Ahead II...i'm a bit confused

Its disturbing to watch the news these days or read the newspaper.
The world is going to hell and thanks to the electronic and print media we've got front row tickets! These are dark times we live in...everythings fucked up and unfortunately(or fortunately) its gonna get a LOT worse.

Cho Sueng-hui, the Virginia Tech Killer...or as i'd like to call him 'Fucking Lunatic Mass-murderer' took his own life. So thats 33 people murdered...himself included. All the tributes and all the memorial services in the world cant stop what is about to happen next. Because of this fucker theres gonna be mass discrimination against Asians...especially Koreans. Applications and Admits to one of the best university for Asian students are gonna get messed up. University violence may even increase due to lack of trust and the inherent fear of such a mishaps ever happening again.

In other "News"...Mass protests broke out yesterday for the alleged on-stage kiss between Richard Gere and Shilpa Shetty. This is one of the best examples of how fucked up the media and the general population is...i mean they were rallying for awareness of AIDS and instead the moral police made it into a personal circus with 'andolans' in Varanasi and even Mumbai! Its a shame for such a thing to happen just plane stupid.

The poor kid Sanjay whats-his-name FINALLY got ousted from American Idol. He had a good run and invited his share of controversy. He had the American population going for quite a while with his alleged lack of talent and hair that cant be tamed. A women went on fast until he was ousted from the show and little girls wanted to hug and kiss the barely legal chocolate hero. This clearly exposed how flawed reality shows are..its almost never about talent but more about popularity and racial bias more than anything. Same is true for Indian Reality TV...where, the progressive people we are...judge on basis of cast and religion and region of the contestant.

Abhi-Ash...match made in heaven. Today you are bound in the sacred bond of marriage. May you live the MOST boring life ever...do more crappy films together and make the media shut up about your relationship. Hire better PR people and keep yourselves out of the news for as long as you can....i BEG of you!!!

In Sports now...Australia is kicking ass in the world cup and it looks like no ones gonna stop them. All we can do is keep our fingers crossed and hope that South Africa get their act together in the semis.

In conclusion to this post...i'd like to pay my regards to the families of deceased and injured victims of the Fucking Lunatic Mass-murderer(Cho Sueng-hui)...may Gods love be with all of you.

My Scanner Darkly

The human brain is amazing...once everyday, for the past four years i think I've lost my cell-phone...and then realize i checked the wrong pocket...
I don't know why i just wrote that....I heard it on an episode of Scrubs i think. See this is what happens when you spend almost all your time in front of the computer...the creativity just seeps out of you...until you are nothing more than a catchphrase spewing idiot who has a lopsided view of the world and the people in it.
Its happening these days especially that whenever i start to have conversations with people, i start associating situations in real life to the ones i saw in some film or tv series. Randomly I'll blurt out a quote or some reference that no-one really has a clue about.
Sometimes I'm lucky enough to be talking to people who have a slight idea of how messed up i am and i get away with it...the other times i manage to jack up the 'crazy-meter' just a notch higher. Theres really no cure for me...unless of course i stop watching so many films/tv series but that sounds ludicrous. I cant just quit cold turkey...I'd never survive a day! But things need to change.
*digression*
Anyhoo i'm glad to be writing in my own blog again...and starting the post titles with "My". The vivas are gonna start this week and as usual i haven't started studying anything. I have four...yes count four tests tomorrow( or today)...and all i can think of is what the motive of that Juliet is...you know, the one from LOST!
*and we're back*
Oh yeah...about the change. Starting tomorrow..that is 17/4/2007, I'm gonna limit the hours of computer usage to 4...no 5 hours per day. This will NOT include the time spent on comp to do project work...(please i need this!). I will make a time table for my studying and stick to it. Also i'm gonna limit my junk food intake, coz those things are starting to mess with my health. Enough said now...don't wanna set goals that i cant achieve...gonna take things one step at a time and try to make some sense of my life...OK that I'm sure was from a movie or something. One step and making sense ...so dramatic isn't it?
By the way..its theres this quote from A Scanner Darkly...i just cant get it out of my head!!
'Because if the scanner sees only darkly, the way I myself do, then we are cursed, cursed again and like we have been continually, and we'll wind up dead this way, knowing very little and getting that little fragment wrong too....'

Pable & I OR The Post Which Doesn't Start With "MY"

Keku riiii !!!!!

So what am i doing over here writing in someone Else's blog ?

The answer to that question resides in my blog , so if u keen on finding out that,go visit it else continue reading this thing which i am writing.

When i first met this guy ,i found him kinda a guy with a theory for every little thingy.For first few sems we didn't talked that much ,just some things in pracs and stuff like that . And then a certain employee of google called Orkut Büyükkökten created this website called orkut which you just might have heard of and that changed everything between us.

Now internet gave us a common platform for time wasting losers like us to meet everyday and share stuff.And along the way we talked more n more discussing slick flicks and gadgets and what not.

I have to say that over the years my outlook towards him has changed drastically.In these two yrs he has become from being just another guy in class to one of my closest mates and partner in crime.

Together we have created so many inside jokes ,man , we find something funny in almost eveything.And the best part of our jokes is that most of the people around us have got no clue whatsoever of what's going on ! they just stare us with a blank look and think "W T F are these two guys laughing at ?? "

We are a class apart, we don't tend to fall for pop-culture although i must say he likes james blunt who i think is a whinny little bastard , but apart from that rest all is good. man. He's got a very good taste in movies and tv shows leaving aside superman and smallville.( i just hate 'em man ) & he always likes the shows which i suggest/give to him(viz Prison Break,Entourage,Heroes) and then he forwards them to his friends circle saying he found it first.Sucker.

The thing i like about him is that he doesn't care what the world thinks of him.He is just the way he is , no pretence , no airs , just simply cryptic.If u like him well and good else i got only one thing to say :G F U .

meet u another life BROTHER !!

Pable rOcks ! !

My Studied and Implemented

Its that time of the semester...the magnificence of HORIZONS (college festival) has faded and given way to the boring and exhausting lectures and practicals. Mind you, i barely attend enough to get me off the final defaulters list and ensure a safe passage to the exam halls. Its the least i can do...i convince myself, after all my parents are paying tuition fees, and the teachers do sometimes teach something useful but the thing that pisses me off the MOST is the mind-numbingly annoying and time wasting activity of assignment/journal writing.
The practicals are the most impractical thing that we do in college. Its just a group of students sitting in a room for 2 hours with no fans/a.c. staring at computers that even you grandmother would find outdated. As if this weren't bad enough, we have to write on a bunch of sheets about the experiment or program that we "supposedly" did in those two hours. This whole concept of getting the write ups for the experiments corrected and then submitting the files on designated days is totally beyond me, especially at RAIT, since EVERYBODY knows what we do in the labs. I really cant contemplate the reason for this denial on part of the teachers about what we do in the labs. Just let us be dammit! after all nobody is making any effort to elevate our sorry asses and actually teach us something about the programming knowledge that the particular problem statement demands.
Recently one teacher actually had the nerve to come and ask what we had done in the 2 hours that we had spent in the Distributed Computing practicals. I didn't want to give her the satisfaction of pointing out mistakes in the random file that we had kept open on the screen, so i closed the window and stared blankly at her face....bring it on! She didn't give us attendance for the time we had wasted, gleefully chatting about movies and politics....good for you bitch! who needs your stinking attendance anyway!
I've been writing on borrowed writing sheets for the past 3 hours and my hand and shoulder hurt like hell but i think this post needs to be written (how pretentious of me..hehe)..because this is the last time I'm going to have to put up with all this bull shit! its my final semester of engineering. These assignments and write ups are gonna be a thing of the past...I'll finally be free of this fruitless and time consuming chore. But until that day finally arrives( in April i think)....
Hence/Therefore we have studied and implemented blah blah blah...

*fuck i really hate this sentence*

My Blue Boys

Its just a game some say. For others it is THE game...they live it and breathe it and get all emotional. For starters let me clarify that I'm not that big a fan but, I refuse to believe that its just a game...i mean so many believe in it...they worship it. Such an entity ceases to be just a game.
With almost an entire nation backing the men in blue...they disappointed us. Yesterday night, all the hopes and dreams of India winning the World cup went down the crapper. Our heroes didn't live up to the expectations we had...and they failed miserably. Team India crumbled under the pressure when instead they should have triumphed and made us proud.
On Saturday morning angry hoards of people marched the streets and burnt effigies of their favorite players....funeral processions were held moaning the 'death' of Indian cricket. The media had a field day reporting incidents in various parts of the country. Some of the players' residences were attacked and property destroyed.
All this mayhem for what i ask??
The players are decent human beings who are proud to play for their country. They may have been distracted by all the fame and adulation they received....but at the end of the day, they are good lads. I agree that the performance in the WC was pathetic and forgettable. But cant we for once just look ahead, instead of dwelling in what cannot be changed.
Indian cricket has finally hit ROCK BOTTOM....theres only one way to go from here, and thats UP(please dont read this as Uttar Pradesh..hehe)
So just stop the violence and the outburst people...and stop watching the hindi news channels for a while...our boys in blue need our support now more than ever. All they need to do now is to get some rest and learn from the mistakes made in the past.
And i strongly believe that rather than forgetting what happened in West Indies, we should accept it and then move on..to bigger and better things.
R.I.P. BOB...you were a good man...
***completely unrelated***
Its about dealing with the past and making way for the future. Catching up with friends and making memories that last a lifetime. Finding yourself and knowing where you really belong. It shows how some people you meet completely change your life. Finally its about coming back to the place one can call home. I saw it again today after dinner, for the Nth time...and still loved every minute of it. Lithium, Loss, Love and Life itself...bundled into a sweet little story. Not to forget one of the best soundtracks of all time.
GARDEN STATE ****

My RAIT

PART I
October 2003
I was tired...tired of filling forms, standing in lines, discussions about fee structure and 'EXTC better than Comps' arguments.
Centralized Admission Process didnt help...fuckin Sangamner, who needs you! engineering students in Uniforms...it was disguting. Stick to Mumbai colleges...Swamis, SIES was out of question...fuckin prudes! Agnels offered IT...yeah right!
Terna seemed good enough..at first. I mean i did get into Comps...which is what i really wanted, but something didnt quite feel right...I was admitted in that place for a week and attended a full day of lectures on 15 Oct.
That same night i got a call from RAIT...that they had seats left (big fuckin suprise that one!! RAIT faced the biggest attrition on the 15th...everyone left for VJTI, SIES and Agnels)
So on 16th October, 2003 i was finally in a college i almost-kinda-maybe liked....

What does not kill me makes me stronger - Friedrich Nietzsche

March 2007
I'm tired again....its been three and a half years....
Getting up, going to college, no teacher in class...waiting for practicals, computers dont work. Try to get some assignments done, no sheets to write on...accountant lady gone for lunch/tea/coffee break. Pushpa offered some respite....meet friends, eat lunch.
'Robotics better than DWM' arguments....teachers harassing for low attendance.
Fucking curfews at Horizons...egotistic burnt out faggots !
Try to do something extracurricular and everybody says they can do better...fucking juniors think they're better than us.
Coffee at RRC...dental college posers!!! (nigga this and brother that)
Parents breathing down my neck 'do something beta...'
...low term work and lecturers who couldn't speak English properly if their life depended on it....completing files and queues for correction.
Vivas, PL, theory papers....vacations, wasting time, Results...disappointments, well tried and better luck next time.
Two unforgettable Goa trips (2005, 2006)...friend for life, and some fuckers i'll never forgive...back stabbers and bitches....A namesake and a brother.
RAIT:: wouldnt have had it any other way.....no regrets, just experiences.

ps. Theres no PART II...losers!

My Vision Ahead

I'm in my head most of the time...thinking about all kinds of weird crap, this is just my vision of the future, not specifically near or distant. At this point i'd just like to see that this post isn't a personal attack on anyone or anything, its just what i think is gonna happen and probably will ;)

Indian Cricket team will still be 'one of the best sides on paper' as they are right now, the eternal underdogs will have some success nonetheless. Sadly Tendulkar will retire, Ganguly will bitch and moan for his Nth comeback('apne Dada ko pehchante ho na...bhool toh nahi gaye?') and the whole composition of Team India will be altered to incorporate Sehwag. To help him get back into form he'll bat at no. 9 with some 'trial balls' and 'rapid warning' perks.

The actress who plays 'Ba' actually dies a peaceful death...and so naturally Ekta Kapoor twists the plot so that Ba is reborn as Tulsi's great-great-great-grand daughter.

The 'Oppressed' and 'Backward' students who benifitted from the reservations imposed in 2k6, will send their kids to college in the Blue Mercedes...to study with the tyrannous open category students, who get better marks...but deny the former 'equal opportunity'.

Every minority will become a majority due to the extreme privileges alloted by the 'secular' and 'democratic' government...but then they'll protest even about that.
( 'Hamari maange matt poori karo!!')

Everything will be Google, and not just on the World Wide Web. Google Shoes, Google Jeans, Google Food....everything.

My Sometimes...

Seems to me, sometimes...
thats its all a part of a big plan,
then sometimes, i feel betrayed...
and the faith in me starts to fade.
I feel so empty sometimes...
and then i try to go back,
to when i wasn't like that.
It happens sometimes...when
everything starts going astray
and you cant reach them
who can show you the way.
i sometimes try to fight on my own
else i wish i be never alone.
Its part of the plan
i make myself believe
but never i think I'll ever be at peace
just seems like that sometimes...

My Re-Viewables

I've been lacking in original thought lately. It could be because i am incapable of originatily-- but i'd like to think its because i've been watching too many movies sitting in front of my computer day and night for the past three weeks.
I go trough some of the blogs regularly including my friend Neeraj's Blog and find great reviews of the films, TV series and documentaries that the members of Blogger.com have been watching. Untill now i have refrained from posting about my favorite movies and why i liked them and why, you the reader should definately go and watch them.
But i've been sitting here, staring at this text field for the past half hour and realized what i have typed in the first paragraph-->NO ORIGINAL IDEA...
So its time to sell out (at least that's what I'd like to think of it as), but i plan to give you the tweaked version of the generic 'Movie Review post'
These are some of the films that I've enjoyed even more when i watched them the second,third or even forth time.

Note: These films are listed in a random order

OCEAN'S 11
This film follows the exploits of Daniel Ocean, recently released from prison, as he is trying to win back his wife or should i say ex-wife Tess. It also involves a heist of over 160 million dollars in cash from a casino owned by Terry Benedict who just happens to be dating Tess.

Watch out for stellar performances by George Clooney, Brad Pitt & Matt Damon and also the slick direction and flawless screenplay by Steven Soderbergh.



THE MATRIX
WHY i had to re-watch this amazing and truly fantastic film wont be contested by anyone who has seen even rushes or a trailer of it.
Although i would like to say that the first time around i was just over-awed by the futuristic special effects and an amazing soundtrack.

Hugo Weaving with his chilling diction as Agent Smith really does it for me every time i watch this movie.
The script is unfathomable by a normal human being and has led me to doubt whether the Wachowsky Brothers are aliens or something.


GARDEN STATE
Written and Directed by Zach Braff, this is one of the most original, heart warming and feel-good type of movie I've ever seen.
Zach also won the Grammy for the best soundtrack for this film.

It is the story of Andrew Largeman, whose been in a Lithium induced coma almost all his life and has come back home to New Jersey for his mother's funeral. Here he reconnects with his childhood friends and also finds the love of his life. A story of self discovery and a beautiful slice of life.
Special mention of Peter Sarsgaard who is quickly becoming one of my favorite actors.

TRAINSPOTTING
This film has hands-down THE best opening sequence of all time
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that?
Many people would not have seen this movie because of its graphic content. But its one the best re watchable movies.
It takes us into the world of Renton, SickBoy, Spud and Begbie. From heroin addiction to underage girlfriends, this films packs a punch.
You just gotta love the Scottish accent and the awesome soundtrack.
This film made me an Ewan McGregor fan...one of the best acting performances.

ADAPTATION
This film is one of the most underrated films. Written by Charlie Kaufman, of the Being John Malcovich fame, it takes you into the process of adapting a best selling book to the screen.
But the concept and delivery of this script is out of this world. The film is about Charlie trying to adapt the book "The Orchid Thief"...but he soon realizes that it is unadaptable and hence decides to write a script that shows his attempts at adapting the the book.
Nick Cage and Chris Cooper deliver awesome acting performances.
There are so many underlying jokes, gags and self-references that the film grows better each time you watch it.

PRIMER
You will NOT understand even half of this movie when you watch it for the first time. I'm racking my brains just to be able to simply explain the outline of the plot even.
Its about 4 engineers who work for Large corporations during the day and are also half-assed inventors. They accidentally invent a time travel machine which leads to major problems in their lives.
Its a sci-fi puzzle thriller. the screenplay makes no attempt to dumb down the physics theory laden conversations of the protagonists.


HONOURABLE MENTIONS
Memento
Revolver
Pulp Fiction
V for Vendetta

My Lost Week

HAPPY 'NEW' YEAR!!!
New calendars, new dreams and new disappointments to look forward to...
Oh its the 'new' year, everythings gotta be new.
Lately i cant seem to make sense of what i'm feeling... i dunno, i just don't think that life should be this boring. Something has GOT to change, hence the overuse of 'new'[this is the last time i'm putting 'new' in single quotes by the way ;) ]
Getting back to my point...the newness thingy.
I'm a bit of a control freak and it pleases me that the year has begun on a monday this time around...it feels that its just perfect.In fact if i had my way all the new years would start on mondays *wanders away into world domination fantasy*.... anyhoo its that bitter-sweet feeling you get on a monday morning that i love so much.
But i also am a chronic procrastinator....everything can wait, just a little while longer, oh i can watch one more movie, defeat one more rival on NFS Most Wanted....
So for the past 7 days i've done nothing but watch movies, eat, play games, watch more movies, hang out with friends, watch some more movies and sleep. OK the last one i do very little sleep that is and did i mention i watched movies.
The only positive thing i've done in this new year is to re-re-rejoin the gym and went to exercise at least for an hour for the past 3 days.
So although my back,chest,shoulders, calfs,thighs,biceps, triceps,neck and abs are sour as hell...i am feeling jubilant...for its monday tomorrow,technically today...but you get the point.
Its gonna start from tomorrow baby! My new year is gonna start...January 8Th because 1-7 never happened, distant memory,thing of the past.
Behold the New Year...behold the changes.
AMEN

ps. some movies i watched
V for Vendetta
Underworld Evolution
American History X
Borat: Cultural Learnings something something
The 40 year old Virgin
Forrest Gump
Rocky Balboa
High Fidelity
The Italian Job
Oceans 11
Garden State
The Departed
Munich
The Shawshank Redemption
Schindler's List
Snatch
Patch Adams
Dhoom 2
Khosla ka Ghosla
among others