My Rules,Opinions,Pet Peeves et al

PART I

On Time Management
(also refer Waking up)

' Set the clock x minutes ahead to avoid delay-- value of x unknown, greater than zero and preferably variable '

On Cellphone Manners

' A mobile phone that is out of hands reach of the owner at all times, ceases to be a "mobile" phone...might as well be a wireless land line '

' What i hate more than people making calls from my phone without permission, is people receiving MY calls without permission '
ps. just for future ref. 'people' include friends and blood relatives

On Laundry

' If you are able to tell, just by sniffing, in which part of the house your favorite pair of jeans are, it is probably the best time to wash them ...'

On Indian Reality TV

' They are as real as Celina Jaitley's acting prowess...'

On Waking up

Rule 1
' Anything said to or by me after i wake up, uptill 20 minutes after, should be neglected, scratched from all records and forgotten for all eternity....i am NOT listening and not at ALL in the right state of mind'

Rule 2
' Always entrust the responsibility of waking you up on a crucial day with a loyal and punctual friend. Also, said friend should be fully aware of Rule 1.'

On Photography

' No matter how small the scientists thrive to make the aperture of the camera's lens smaller, people will still manage to cover the lens with their fingers while clicking '