My Vision Ahead

I'm in my head most of the time...thinking about all kinds of weird crap, this is just my vision of the future, not specifically near or distant. At this point i'd just like to see that this post isn't a personal attack on anyone or anything, its just what i think is gonna happen and probably will ;)

Indian Cricket team will still be 'one of the best sides on paper' as they are right now, the eternal underdogs will have some success nonetheless. Sadly Tendulkar will retire, Ganguly will bitch and moan for his Nth comeback('apne Dada ko pehchante ho na...bhool toh nahi gaye?') and the whole composition of Team India will be altered to incorporate Sehwag. To help him get back into form he'll bat at no. 9 with some 'trial balls' and 'rapid warning' perks.

The actress who plays 'Ba' actually dies a peaceful death...and so naturally Ekta Kapoor twists the plot so that Ba is reborn as Tulsi's great-great-great-grand daughter.

The 'Oppressed' and 'Backward' students who benifitted from the reservations imposed in 2k6, will send their kids to college in the Blue Mercedes...to study with the tyrannous open category students, who get better marks...but deny the former 'equal opportunity'.

Every minority will become a majority due to the extreme privileges alloted by the 'secular' and 'democratic' government...but then they'll protest even about that.
( 'Hamari maange matt poori karo!!')

Everything will be Google, and not just on the World Wide Web. Google Shoes, Google Jeans, Google Food....everything.